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mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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(Source: mexicanest)

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm)

daintychinaprincess:

urfbownd:

There should be a show just called “AU”

every single episode, a group of the same characters are in a different alternate universe with no explanation as to why.

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Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
-Edgar Allan Poe (via feellng)

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

punnier:

i’m trying to think of cake puns but i got muffin